Securing the future

July 5th, 2011

There is always the possibility that I could be hit by a bus tomorrow.

Or it could be a stray bolt of lightning.

Or a meteorite.

Or something.

Leastwise, as some wise old sage was once heard to mutter into his cornflakes – “you never know the day nor the hour”.

With that in mind, I started wondering about all my Interweb shit.  Herself wouldn’t be able to access anything that I have done on line.  There is a lot of important shit in there that she would need to access.  There is also a lot of shit in there that I don’t want her to access. *cough*

I did a quick guess as to how many user names and passwords that I had. 

I guessed at twenty, give or take a few.

I was wrong.

One hundred and ninety fucking one accounts.

Holy shit!!!

Where did they all come from?  I haven’t a clue what half them are, but I must have signed in at some stage or other.  Other accounts have several user names, and I don’t know why. 

I have managed to write them all down and will leave her the file in my will……

minus all the sites I don’t want her to know about, of course.

That should bring the figure nearer twenty.

Heh!

4 Responses to “Securing the future”

  1. Mossy on 05 Jul 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Christ on a bike – how the hell did you manage that ?
    Apart from the 170 of course !! That is perfectly understandable !

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jul 2011 at 5:02 pm

    how the hell did you manage that ?“  Very easily apparently.  Too fucking easily.

  3. cat CANADAon 05 Jul 2011 at 6:15 pm

    hats off to you grandad, you beat me by about 50…and i don’t know if thats a good thing or not, jeepers how on earth did i get that many..oh yea..4 computers at home and 2 at work all mine…that would do it

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jul 2011 at 7:42 pm

    I do have some ‘special’ accounts which would explain some of mine.  Also I have some passwords belonging to some sites I ‘accidentally’ logged into but apart from that, it’s just a load of crud.

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