Sale of Polar Bears to be banned
Grandad July 11th, 2011
I am confused.
Once again there has been one of those utterly useless “studies”. This time they have been “studying” polar bears.
As far as I am aware, polar bears generally go about their lives without interfering with us and we generally tend to ignore them. That has changed very slightly of the past few years as the bears have unwittingly become a sort of mascot for the Global Warming religion.
I haven’t a fucking clue what the “study” of polar bears was about. I don’t know what they hoped to prove. Maybe they were trying to prove that polar bears cause lung cancer or that the sight of them will force you to put on weight? Who fucking cares. What did strike me though was one of their findings -
The Arctic’s dwindling population of polar bears all descend from a single mama brown bear which lived 20,000 to 50,000 years ago in present-day Ireland
What?
This mama bear lived to the ripe old age of 30,000? I am impressed. It’s no wonder there are so many polar bears.
But I am still confused.
If this bear died 20,000 years ago, how come she lived in present-day Ireland? Not only did she breed like the clappers for 30,000 years but she took time off to time travel to present-day Ireland? This would have been difficult as we don’t have bears in Ireland, so if she did turn up on her time travels, I’m sure someone would have noticed her. A polar bear shopping in Tescos is not something you would forget?
All that apart, I can’t wait for the breathless headlines –
“Just one polar bear can kill”
“There is no safe level of polar bears”
“Study finds that 600,000 people die every day from smoking polar bears”
“New study behind calls to ban sale of polar bears”
You know how it is with these fucking idiots when they lay their hands on a new “study”?
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