Sunday exercises

Grandad July 17th, 2011

Got up a wee while ago to make myself a mug of tea.

Put on the kettle.

Sat down.

Kettle boiled.

Got up and decided to have a piss [to make room?]

Came back in.

Sat down.

Reached for a slug of the mug and realised it wasn’t there.

Remembered I was making a fresh one.

Got up and made my mug of tea.

Had to go to see what Sandy was barking at.

Nothing.

Sat down.

Remembered I had just made a mug of tea.

Got up and retrieved tea.

Sat down.

I’ll say one thing for a failing memory……

It keeps you fit.

# tt on 17 Jul 2011 at 3:08 pm

Will you be watching the women’s world cup? 1945BST. I shall be watching it. In the Irish pub.
# Grandad on 17 Jul 2011 at 3:50 pm

TT – It’s sport. Do you think I’d be watching it?
# tt on 17 Jul 2011 at 4:25 pm

What was the equivalent word for ‘nerd’ when we went to school? I wonder; was there one?
# tt on 17 Jul 2011 at 4:26 pm

Ah yes, that’s right. Now I remember.
# Grandad on 17 Jul 2011 at 4:41 pm

TT – Stop trying to confuse me. The only word I can think of is “swat”. Am I right?
# cat on 17 Jul 2011 at 5:21 pm

my knees hurt just reading that post all that up and down ouch
# tt on 17 Jul 2011 at 7:07 pm

Nah; “Sissy.” Heh !
# Grandad on 17 Jul 2011 at 7:45 pm

Cat – Yup. Knees and hips. ‘Tis a bugger!

TT – Sissy = nerd? Not sure about that.
# Mossy on 18 Jul 2011 at 12:01 pm

I seem to remember something similar with a cup of coffee – I think.
Might have been a glass of wine or, ????????????????????
# Jim Cook on 18 Jul 2011 at 1:32 pm

I had a comment for this post. If I remember what it was I’ll write down.
# Mossy on 18 Jul 2011 at 1:59 pm

GD bet you would love this article:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4090&Itemid=26