Quarantine
Grandad August 7th, 2011
I wasn’t going to write anything today, because I feel like shite.
Headaches, faceaches. shivers, aches all over, hot and cold flushes. You get the picture.
Then I realised something.
The chances are that this little beauty is highly contagious, and therefore the chances are that you’ll pick it up just from reading about it. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Well, actually I would but that’s beside the point.
Anyhows, I would suggest that you take the following precaution -
Mix up a large bath of water and Jeyes Fluid. Then immerse your computer completely in the solution. There is no need to unplug it first, and it’s probably better if you don’t as that way the disinfecting will be more thorough.
I would further suggest that once you have immersed your computer in the Jeyes Fluid that you give yourself a thorough scrub. A coarse bristle brush [or ideally a wire brush] will do the job.
You have been warned. I have told you what to do, and if you wake up in the morning feeling like shite and with headaches, faceaches. shivers, aches all over and hot and cold flushes, then don’t come crying to me. It’s your own fucking fault for ignoring a simple straightforward procedure.
Why do I just know that someone will ignore me and will carry on getting infected.
There is always one.
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