Why?
Grandad August 30th, 2011
Why is it that if I wanted to, I can’t upend a couple of chairs in a pub and then crawl on all fours under them shouting “choo choo choo I’m a steam train going through a tunnel choo choo”? Kids do it and no one bats an eyelid.
Why can’t I walk into a restaurant, walk up to a fully occupied table and just stand and stare at the occupants with big hungry eyes? Kids do that frequently and no one seems to notice.
If I see a lovely looking woman the other side of the street, why can’t I just wander over, give her a quick shag and then go on about my business? People don’t seem to mind dogs doing it.
I might add that I have no particular desire to do the first two, but it is the principle that matters.
That third one is a different ballgame, if you’ll pardon the pun.
Life just isn’t fair sometimes.
*sigh*
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