Why?
Grandad August 30th, 2011
Why is it that if I wanted to, I can’t upend a couple of chairs in a pub and then crawl on all fours under them shouting “choo choo choo I’m a steam train going through a tunnel choo choo”? Kids do it and no one bats an eyelid.
Why can’t I walk into a restaurant, walk up to a fully occupied table and just stand and stare at the occupants with big hungry eyes? Kids do that frequently and no one seems to notice.
If I see a lovely looking woman the other side of the street, why can’t I just wander over, give her a quick shag and then go on about my business? People don’t seem to mind dogs doing it.
I might add that I have no particular desire to do the first two, but it is the principle that matters.
That third one is a different ballgame, if you’ll pardon the pun.
Life just isn’t fair sometimes.
*sigh*
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If it’s “live” you get it, warts and all, fair or foul.
If LIFE was a recordeing what fun you could have with fast forward, rewind, pause, and for that episode where you ran across the road to poke the lady -
a “shag and delete” button.
You changed Live to life now my post, above, makes no sense, OK so what’s new I hear you say.
because! So there!
Heh heh !!
Stick to the first two GD. The third option might land you in court as the woman might not be interested in being shagged.
Dogs are just better at it than we think we are.
Maybe you should come back as a dog. You might even get a big bone. Heh!
You very rarely see a bitch object?
I’ll bet you’d offer her Bonios, the whole box.
Sometimes the bitch left ten minutes earlier but the dogs are still going at it.
You DO need that holiday!!
“You DO need that holiday!!“ Funny, but I was just thinking the same thing myself.