Archive for September 5th, 2011

Mighty

September 5th, 2011

There is one aspect of this place I had nearly forgotten about.

The Wimmin.

As we say in Ireland – the wimmin is only fuckin’ mighty!

We went into one of the local towns today and sat outside a cafe in the sun, supping coffee and smoking the pipe.  [Not Herself – she doesn’t smoke a pipe, that I am aware of.] 

The wimmin that passed by on the street really shouldn’t be allowed.  They wobble in all the right places and the places that shouldn’t wobble don’t, if you know what I mean.  There wasn’t a Skanger, a Skobie or a Scrubber amongst them.  I swear I have memorised enough daydreams already to last me for a full year.  I also swear that they aren’t good for my health.  There again, I did achieve a pulse rate equivalent to running the 500 metres, so maybe they are a good thing?

It was just as well I had an old jumper to throw across my legs.