Archive for October, 2011

EU outlaws fun

October 10th, 2011

There are times when I honestly wonder if I am dreaming things.

I had one of those moments this evening when I read the following [with thanks to Brianf for spotting it]  -

Children to be banned from blowing up balloons, under EU safety rules

They have to be joking?

But apparently not.

The fucking EU with its Nanny State mentality is doing its best to ruin any sort of fun.  Obviously there isn’t a parent in the land that is capable of using a bit of common sense.  Children are apparently dropping like flies, choking to death on balloons, whistles and teddy bears’ eyes, and we never even noticed.

What’s next?  Are they going to ban gardens, just in case a child chokes on a pebble?  Are they going to outlaw anything smaller than an inch in diameter in case a child shoves it up his or her nose?

I really am speechless.

It has gone so far beyond a joke that it really is frightening me.

When is this utter madness going to stop?

Education

October 10th, 2011

Things were sort of hectic here yesterday.

For a start I couldn’t get onto the Interweb because the Other Fella was trying to fix it.  He had cables running all over the shop, and he kept flitting between the laptop and the wireless thing and the language out of him was pretty terrible.  Frankly I was a little shocked at his language – when I say it was bad, it was really fucking atrocious.

On top of all that, a couple of the nippers were here.  We had to look after Puppychild and Sir Fartzalott for the afternoon.  Puppychild was no problem.  She found the Other Fella’s language quite intriguing and a couple of times I heard her gently repeating the words as she consigned them to memory. 

Sir Fartzalott was a slightly different kettle of fish.  He’s not quite talking yet, though he does have a remarkably large vocabulary of his own words and noises, so he wasn’t particularly interested in expanding his linguistic range.  A missed opportunity, if ever there was one?  So I had to entertain him.  He was very interested in a pack of fags that Herself had left lying around so I took the opportunity to teach him to smoke.  After a few coughing fits and a couple of green faces, he took to it like a duck to water.

Today is relatively calm by comparison.  The Interweb is back up and running.  All we have to mind today is Woodja the dog.  He’s rather simple-minded and a bit of an eejit so he’s no trouble at all.  He’s out in the garden at the moment trying to make friends with a rock.  Our K8 dropped him up today as her house is full of kids for Puppychild’s seventh birthday.  God but that makes me feel old!

Our K8 was a bit annoyed with me, actually.

Apparently this morning, Sir Fartzalott’s cot was full of ash and cigarette butts. 

I told her that would stop in a couple of months when I wean him onto the pipe.

Plop

October 8th, 2011

There are times when technology really pisses me off.

I was quietly sitting here minding my own business, listening to the radio and half dozing when Plop.

Yes, Plop.

The dreaded sound of a sudden powercut.

When power is restored, there is usually a cacophony of whirrs, clicks and buzzes and all the technology comes back to live, but the act of dying merely produces a Plop.

I checked a few sockets and found that it was only a fuse that had blown. That happens on a regular basis so it’s no worry. I just bunged in a higher rating fuse. I was out of 30s to I whacked in a 60. That’ll teach it.

After all the whirrs, clicks and buzzes ceased I thought I would check the Interweb.

No fucking Interweb!

For some reason, my little wireless thingy with the little aerials has ceased to function. I couldn’t connect.

I tried running a cable to my laptop, but that didn’t work either.

Fuck!

Then I remembered I had an old one lying around. I don’t know where it came from, but it was there being used as a book stand. I’ll let the Other Fella poke around in the dud one. He actually enjoys that sort of shite.

It works. Not very well, but I suppose it’s better than nothing. After all, you lot would have a fit if I didn’t make an appearance.

Fucking technology!

Lets occupy Europe

October 7th, 2011

I was sniffing around my feed reader yesterday when this popped up.

Now I’m not a very keen news follower as it usually is the same depressing stuff – the Daily Murder, the EU interfering in something or other, or the imminent demise of the world’s finances, so I’m only partially aware that there was something going on in Wall Street.

What Kirk M has found is what may loosely be termed a manifesto, though as Kirk M points out, it’s more a declaration of what pisses them off rather than a set of proposals.

What struck me on reading it is that this is pretty much a list of the gripes we have here.  Some of the gripes pertain fairly exclusively to America, but where we remove those, we can add quite a few more about loss of democracy and the devious handing over of power to the EU, not to mention the thousands of new laws and regulations being imposed on us from an unelected bunch of power crazed fuckwits in Brussels.

I wonder if there is any chance of the movement spreading this far?

National revolutions are fairly commonplace but a continental revolution would be a fine beast to behold.

How about it?

And here I reproduce [with no kind permission from Kirk M] the document.

-oOo-

Declaration of the Occupation of New York City

As we gather together in solidarity to express a feeling of mass injustice, we must not lose sight of what brought us together. We write so that all people who feel wronged by the corporate forces of the world can know that we are your allies.

As one people, united, we acknowledge the reality: that the future of the human race requires the cooperation of its members; that our system must protect our rights, and upon corruption of that system, it is up to the individuals to protect their own rights, and those of their neighbors; that a democratic government derives its just power from the people, but corporations do not seek consent to extract wealth from the people and the Earth; and that no true democracy is attainable when the process is determined by economic power. We come to you at a time when corporations, which place profit over people, self-interest over justice, and oppression over equality, run our governments. We have peaceably assembled here, as is our right, to let these facts be known.

They have taken our houses through an illegal foreclosure process, despite not having the original mortgage.

They have taken bailouts from taxpayers with impunity, and continue to give Executives exorbitant bonuses.

They have perpetuated inequality and discrimination in the workplace based on age, the color of one’s skin, sex, gender identity and sexual orientation.

They have poisoned the food supply through negligence, and undermined the farming system through monopolization.

They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.

They have continuously sought to strip employees of the right to negotiate for better pay and safer working conditions.

They have held students hostage with tens of thousands of dollars of debt on education, which is itself a human right.

They have consistently outsourced labor and used that outsourcing as leverage to cut workers’ healthcare and pay.

They have influenced the courts to achieve the same rights as people, with none of the culpability or responsibility.

They have spent millions of dollars on legal teams that look for ways to get them out of contracts in regards to health insurance.

They have sold our privacy as a commodity.

They have used the military and police force to prevent freedom of the press.

They have deliberately declined to recall faulty products endangering lives in pursuit of profit.

They determine economic policy, despite the catastrophic failures their policies have produced and continue to produce.

They have donated large sums of money to politicians supposed to be regulating them.

They continue to block alternate forms of energy to keep us dependent on oil.

They continue to block generic forms of medicine that could save people’s lives in order to protect investments that have already turned a substantive profit.

They have purposely covered up oil spills, accidents, faulty bookkeeping, and inactive ingredients in pursuit of profit.

They purposefully keep people misinformed and fearful through their control of the media.

They have accepted private contracts to murder prisoners even when presented with serious doubts about their guilt.

They have perpetuated colonialism at home and abroad.

They have participated in the torture and murder of innocent civilians overseas.

They continue to create weapons of mass destruction in order to receive government contracts.

 

To the people of the world,

We, the New York City General Assembly occupying Wall Street in Liberty Square, urge you to assert your power.

Exercise your right to peaceably assemble; occupy public space; create a process to address the problems we face, and generate solutions accessible to everyone.

To all communities that take action and form groups in the spirit of direct democracy, we offer support, documentation, and all of the resources at our disposal.

The iGeneration

October 6th, 2011

I was poking around the Interweb last night when the news came out about Steve Jobs.

The only thing that I really know about Jobs is that he had something to do with Apple Computers and that he was one of the pioneers of the computer age.

To watch Twitter and the rest of the Interweb last night you would swear that God had been pronounced dead.  Supposedly normal people were confessing they were crying at the news. For fuck’s sake!

The one thing that Jobs did brilliantly was to cash in on the stupidity and vanity of modern yoof.  His master stroke was to turn computers, phones and things into a fashion statement.  He created the iGeneration.

I have never owned anything made by Apple.  The only experience I have is of the Apple Mac which I was forced to use on a couple of occasions.  I did not like it.

The only technology I have is this laptop which is a Packard Bell.  The only reason I know it’s a Packard Bell is because it is written on it.    I could have bought any one of a load of machines but this one had the little bells and whistles that I wanted.  I have an old Nokia phone which has its build in camera [never used], music player [never used] and a clatter of other gimmicks [never used].  I use it for making phone calls and that’s it.  When I produce my phone in public I couldn’t give a flying shite what other people think, and that’s where I differ from the iGeneration.  They have been conned into believing that they are a nobody if they don’t have the latest flashiest gizmo to show off.

I read an article on a blog during the week about the new iPhone.  One of the most telling criticisms of it was that “It looks the same as the iPhone 4, so people can’t tell it apart at a glance. Let’s face it, that’s what a lot of people want from the iPhone.”  In other words, people are not going to be so keen on it as they won’t be able to flash it around.  Will it make cheaper phone calls?  No.  Will it make phoning people any easier?  No.  So what is the point in buying it?  None, apart from having a yoke that is supposed to make your friends jealous.

I just wonder what the iGeneration are going to do now without their guru?

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