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Grandad November 10th, 2011
They say the Interweb is your friend.
If you have a query about any subject on earth, that you will find the answer on the Interweb.
Not so.
I mentioned before how our dog has developed a rather unsavoury habit of plunging her head down between her hind legs and then making a loud series of gulping sloshing noises. To say it is a tad nauseating is to put it politely, particularly as she loves doing it at mealtimes.
Last night I thought I would try to find a solution to this little problem so I did a little search on Google.
I used the words “dog licking”.
All I got was a massive list of sites telling me all I wanted to know about dogs licking their paws.
Not much use.
I decided to be a little more specific.
I tried “dog licking fanny”.
For some reason, presumably only known to Google, it assumed I wanted “dog licking pussy”.
……
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FUCK!!!!
That is fucking DISGUSTING!
I didn’t know that kind of thing was allowed on the Interweb.
I really feel quite ill.
I suppose I’ll just have to bring her to the vet instead.
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Nah, you came to the right place GD, there’s bound to be a dog licking expert along any minute now!
‘sgone quiet?
Not Green – I dunno. I’m still not quite over the shock. Maybe after a couple of stiff whiskeys?
TT – Everyone is away frantically Googling “dog licking fanny”.
Oh! me fuckin head………eh anyway. They have filth for any occasion, GD. I’ll bet you thought Snakes on a Plane was a movie too.
http://www.wormsandgermsblog.com/uploads/image/Dog%20Lick.jpg
nice doggy
Slab – I refuse to rise to that one. Obviously we are firmly in your area of expertise?
Nothing like a good Bitch, GD
I believe its all sheep in Wicklow, Ewueeee
Hmmm. Must be the Irish Google; “dog licking fanny” just brings up Michele Bachmann over here.
Slab – I wouldn’t know anything about that.
Doc – You mean you did the search? Dirty old git!
GD – I prefer to think of myself as seasoned, thank you, not old.
Consider yerself lucky to be living in rural Ireland .. as opposed to rural Brazil, Grandad ..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2059476/35-men-rural-Brazil-sex-animal-study-finds.html
Hope all their cocks go green, fester & drop off ..
Doc – You dirty seasoned git.
Haddock – What the hell is it with Brazil? Do they have no women over there? Or are the women so fucking ugly?
get her a doggy date then she’d not hafta do it herself…sake!
”What the hell is it with Brazil” ?
Dunno .. but I’ll never look at a Brazil Nut in quite the same way, ever again ..
Cat – What difference would that make? I’d still have to live with all that sloshing, slurping and gulping.
Haddock – Or a Brazilian?
“Haddock – Or a Brazilian” ?
I once met a Brazilian woman, at a party .. She was the wife of a friend of the host ..
I have to say she was a “pig in knickers” .. and I certainly wouldn’t have tolerated the way in which she treated her hubby ..
I can only assume you guys have never been to Rio. The most beautiful girls in the world. Hands up all you zoophiliacs.
Captain Haddock:
Unlike Africa, no Brazilian pregnancies were reported.
GD – I don’t suppose your vet is a woman then?
I dunno, Some of the Wimmin in the Hunky Dorys ads are Brazilian. There are some lovelys from Brazil handing out those annoying free morning papers around Dublin too. Did yez never see pictures from The Carnival in Rio, Holy Jazus, sumthin’ else.
http://deadwildroses.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/brazilcarnivalobjectify.jpg
I say, I say. I went into my local last night and there was the owners dog, head between its legs, giving itself a good lick.
God, say I, I’d love to be able to do that…
Buy it some crisps, says the owner, and maybe it’ll let you…
Boom, Tish.
How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Give it a blow job first.
Thank you. Thank you. I’m here every Friday…
snookertony:
Watch the video. Please, don’t blame the dog
http//www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/local/man-busted-for-sexual-encounter-with-dog-rpt-20111017
http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/local/man-busted-for-sexual-encounter-with-dog-rpt-20111017
Grandad:
Whoever designed your website software didn’t give much testing to whether or not it would work.
snookertony: Heh heh! Good ones
Ramrod – Don’t go blaming my site if you leave out part of the address!!
Doc – I would bring her down to Doc in the village, but he wants to forget that he trained as a vet, and will only treat people now. I’ll have to bring her further afield and God knows who I’ll get to see.