Difficult decisions

December 4th, 2011

Tonight our Glorious Leader is going to make a “state of the nation” address.

Dame Enda is going to explain to us that we are in a “difficult situation” – as if we didn’t know – and how he is going to try to extract the last drop of blood from an already bloodless society in the budget tomorrow.  It’s somewhat akin to a torturer explaining to his victim that it’s for his own good, as he racks the voltage up by another ten thousand volts.

There is a problem though.

If our Great Leader expects an undivided audience, he is going to be disappointed.  He has to compete with the X-Factor on another channel.

It’s a tough choice.

Do we sit and listen to all the pathetic reasons why we have to be buggered yet again, or do we switch over to that Valium for the terminally brain dead?

I know what I am going to do.

I’m going to paint the back lobby.

I shall then sit and watch the paint dry, while inserting needles up under my fingernails.

It’s preferable to the other two.

22 Responses to “Difficult decisions”

  1. RAMROD UNITED STATESon 04 Dec 2011 at 4:58 pm

    I get it, already. Your rulers are corrupt. So, now what?

    When the ORIGINAL CHRISTIANS faced corruption, they worshiped a criminal who was put to death for treason. Find a dead trouble maker and publicly praise him.

    Jesus Christ is your savior.

  2. JOS on 04 Dec 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Can I help watch the paint dry?

  3. tt UNITED STATESon 04 Dec 2011 at 6:44 pm

    I wonder if you are allowed to smoke in heaven. Bet you can in hell.

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 04 Dec 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Ramrod – Your comments are becoming weirder by the day.  I know our politicians are all corrupt.  That’s for a different post though.

    JOS – Feel free.  Bring your own booze and fags.

    TT – Smoking is forbidden in Hell [that's why it's called Hell].  Smoking is compulsory in Heaven.

  5. Jan M UNITED KINGDOMon 04 Dec 2011 at 8:05 pm

    Grandad, do you read the Irish Times,

    here’s a link, hopefully will work, this is how your gonna go along with the party
    line…

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2011/1202/1224308474582.html.

     

  6. Jan M UNITED KINGDOMon 04 Dec 2011 at 8:05 pm

    And God help you all….

  7. Grandad IRELANDon 04 Dec 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Hah!  I already saw that.  Do I feel a little scribble coming on for tomorrow?

  8. slab IRELANDon 04 Dec 2011 at 9:16 pm

    I’m drinfin de lasst of de cheep vino. ITS affekted mein head a tad wich is olroit cos I’ll woch Der Enda and haf ein laff. Heh! Seig Hell!

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 04 Dec 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Just watched him for the larf.  Jayzus but he’s a lot further up the Sauerkraut’s arse than I thought.

  10. RAMROD UNITED STATESon 05 Dec 2011 at 12:23 am

    Grandad:

    What have I told you about innuendos? Do you have a counter point that you would like to articulate?

    Callig the truth weird is your tactic for ignoring the truth about a religious movement that was different from any other.

  11. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Dec 2011 at 1:40 am

    Ramrod – Innuendos?  There is no innuendo and there is no real point for me to counter.  I am referring to the fact that each post I write you seem to come up with some weird argument – that Europe is “feminised”  or that the poor should be sterilised.  And now in today’s, you start talking about Jesus Christ?  Where did that come from?  And one thing I am not going to do is enter into a debate about religion.

  12. Not Green IRELANDon 05 Dec 2011 at 1:49 am

    Yup, he has caught the old “Economic Governance” virus. He said tonight that Ireland supports the concept. Not true bozo, the gubmint supports the concept, big difference. Other that that, same sh1t, different crapper!

  13. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Dec 2011 at 2:06 am

    I noticed that!  He is winding up for the referendum already!  I wonder how many we are going to have to endure this time?

  14. RAMROD UNITED STATESon 05 Dec 2011 at 2:15 am

    Grandad:

    Your post focused on a ruling class trying to “extract the last drop of blood”. Your post compared the situation to “torture”.

    Current government abuse is similar to what was faced by the ORIGINAL CHRISTIANS. That is where my comment is coming from.

    Reflect upon what I say.

  15. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Dec 2011 at 2:27 am

    Ramrod – My post focused on the difficult choice to be made – watch our “leader” or the X-factor.  I can see that there is a very tenuous link between my post and your comment though I can also see how I missed it.

  16. Kirk M UNITED STATESon 05 Dec 2011 at 3:20 am

    “…watch our “leader” or the X-factor”
     
    Seems there’s quite a bit of X-factor in either choice. Guess you’re all going to have to choose which type of X-factor you want to watch?
     
    And I vote for lithium in the water supply. Better yet, boil up a few tons of pot and dump that in instead.
    Kirk M´s last brainfart .. No idea where the idea went.

  17. Captain Peacock on 05 Dec 2011 at 3:30 am

    It will go something like this…
    “I am giving this address to the Nation with the full backing of my bosses at Goldman Sucks”
    “First let be assure all members of the Dail Senate ex Taoiseach ex TDs my banksters friends this budget will not effect you in any way, this is for the gobshites who will accept any bullshit we tell them……like things will change when FF were kicked out. We have decided to cut back on State pensions but here let me assure Mary Harney this will not effect your €130k a year pension as you deserve it for service to the Nation. We have decided to screw the rest of you gobshite for every cent we can for jobs for the environment for the banksters and in a few years we will be back for more. You are now just a slave to the EU NWO State”
    CC  to Mrs Merkel.

  18. tt UNITED STATESon 05 Dec 2011 at 4:26 am

    Heh,hee this is fun! Welcome to America GD.

  19. RAMROD UNITED STATESon 05 Dec 2011 at 11:34 am

    Grandad:

    Patrick is well and doing fine. He is a regular contributor to IrateIrishman.com. He did not have to get neutered.

  20. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Dec 2011 at 3:12 pm

    TT – Thanks.  *sigh*

  21. Mick on 05 Dec 2011 at 6:23 pm

    Talking of the Sauerkraut… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIfCYMltwCk
     

  22. the sham on 05 Dec 2011 at 6:35 pm

    I’m going to paint the back lobby. Is this code for something really dirty?

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