Head Rambles
Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Oh just put your hand back in your glove.
Leave him alone, he’s holding his own?
stop pissin’ on your neighbours shrubs..thats a short pant weather activitiy
Consider yerself lucky the dog doesn’t like cocktail sausages thats all I can say.
Can you actually find it in the cold, GD?
Put it away quick, ‘cos Herr Enda and Co. just might cut it off. They’re after the family jewels too.
Two mean are taking a piss off the side of a bridge. One turns to the other and says, “Water’s cold today”. The other man turns toward his friend and replies, “Yeah, and deep too.”
My new keyboard arrived yesterday. One of the rare white ones. I put it outside today in hopes it would turn blue…
…but it didn’t.
And it was cold today too.
Just a bit of nonsense from the inane blogger.
Film it – and you’ll have a blue movie.
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a flasher, and a stalker.
Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet…
Turning blue is Ok-cold. Turning red is OK-lipstick. Turning green is not Ok-gangrene.
Turning off