Job vacancy

December 19th, 2011

I see there is a vacancy for a dictator in North Korea?

I have a very simple suggestion.

Why don’t we pack up Van Rompuy and the rest of his fucking power crazy unelected cronies and ship them over there?

Instead of turning Europe into a dictatorship which is their obvious aim, they can take over a ready made one and leave us alone.

Problem solved.

11 Responses to “Job vacancy”

  1. Another Grandad FRANCEon 19 Dec 2011 at 4:41 pm

    A perfect solution!

  2. Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 19 Dec 2011 at 6:26 pm

    Indeed Grandad ..

    And, in case he should get partial to the local cuisine .. he could take that old dog Cafe Ashtray with him .. ;)

  3. tt UNITED STATESon 19 Dec 2011 at 7:01 pm

    Too late, I have already taken the job.

  4. Slab IRELANDon 19 Dec 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Perhaps we could send Van Rompuy off to Korea with the Clockwork yoke shoved up his a—. A little reminder to him of what he was doing to us.

  5. Con O'Sullivan UNITED KINGDOMon 19 Dec 2011 at 10:28 pm

    I’ve a bone to to pick with the mother. If she had named me ‘Kim Jung O’Sullivan’ I’d have been in for a whale of a Friday night any time I was in Pyongyang. So much for women being smarter than men. Jayze.

  6. InisEanna IRELANDon 20 Dec 2011 at 2:30 am

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke. What a year it’s been for the Bad Guys, eh?
     
    I know how they achieved that….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pSWN6Qj98Iw
    There’s a fleet of dumper trucks filled with freshly cut onions off-camera, with large fans behind the trucks blowing the fumes into the crowds….
     
    This is pure horror, half of them are crying because they are totally fucking brainwashed, the other half because, well, would you dare not to cry over there? I’m not sure I would.
    A system such as that is never held by one man, and I have no illusions it will be ran by that fat kid they are showing around.

  7. Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2011 at 4:34 am

    I have just watched that video with the sound down.  D’you know, I swear they are all laughing hysterically.  Someone just dubbed the sound on after.

  8. Ger CHINAon 20 Dec 2011 at 7:06 am

    The new Leader should hire somebody like Bertie or Biffo to handle speechmaking and public relations.

  9. Sean eile AUSTRALIAon 22 Dec 2011 at 5:47 am

    A few of the Chinese went over to have a look last year,
    its like going back in time to China the 70′s and 80′s
    Once the new guy gets in power, its gonna to be like China
    starbucks, hooters, etc

    Interesting, their parents didn’t want to go,
    why on earth would we like to see that misery again.

  10. Sean eile UNITED STATESon 23 Dec 2011 at 3:32 am

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwge2agDxh1qfw98uo1_400.jpg

  11. Grandad IRELANDon 23 Dec 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Jayzus Sean! Will you please put a health warning on links like that? That image is rather creepy.

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