Conditional Seasons Greetings

December 24th, 2011

With the exception of the following:-

  • Any member of an Irish political party
  • All members of the EU governing body
  • Bankers
  • Bond holders
  • Anti-smokers
  • Any other interfering puritanical busybody who thinks they know what’s best for me
  • Spammers
  • Cold callers
  • The bollix who robbed my parking space in the village last Tuesday

I wish you all a merry and peaceful Christmas.

15 Responses to “Conditional Seasons Greetings”

  1. Captain Ranty UNITED KINGDOMon 24 Dec 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Grandad,
     
    And the same to you with bells on!
     
    CR.

  2. Brianf UNITED STATESon 24 Dec 2011 at 5:02 pm

    And a Merry and Peaceful Christmas to you and Herself and K8 and TAT and Laughing Boy and Puppy Child and Sir Farts-Alot and Sandy and Wouldya’

  3. mossy IRELANDon 24 Dec 2011 at 6:17 pm

    And a very happy,fun filled,loads of good drink and peaceful Christmas to you dear chap.
    By the way, I had that pint waiting for you in the Willow Grove last night ! Coward ! 

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 24 Dec 2011 at 7:06 pm

    And many happy returns to you lot.

    Mossy – Sorry about that.  Got waylaid by a round or three of free Christmas drinks in the local.  Keep it on ice for me.

  5. Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 24 Dec 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Have a good one Grandad .. ;)

  6. snookertony AUSTRALIAon 24 Dec 2011 at 8:40 pm

    …and a good one to you too, and to yours.
    Here’s to the next year, may you discover the joy of the “DONATE” button.
    Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s 6:30, the sun is shining and I have a date with the ocean…

  7. JOS on 24 Dec 2011 at 8:47 pm

    +1 & have a great Christmas, keep the parking spot.

  8. Cardi UNITED KINGDOMon 25 Dec 2011 at 12:12 am

    But are you ready ??/ nadolig llawen taid

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Dec 2011 at 4:06 am

    Snookertony – Donate button?  Where?  Am I missing something?

    Jos – First time I have been plus oned?  

    May you have a good one yourselves.

    Cardi – Agus Nollaig shona duitse freisin!

  10. Ger CHINAon 25 Dec 2011 at 4:18 am

    In China Christmas season dovetails into the run-up to Chinese New Year (23rd January) so here’s wishing yourself and herself Athbhliain faoi mhaise and go easy on emetics and alka seltzers.

  11. tt UNITED STATESon 25 Dec 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Christmas morning. Hung over. Raining. Time for tea and toast. Then back to bed. Fuck it.

  12. mossy IRELANDon 25 Dec 2011 at 4:20 pm

    tt ,miserable git – just like the rest of the year: Happy Christmas me arse !!!

  13. cat CANADAon 25 Dec 2011 at 6:08 pm

    whee i survived it!! happy hol’s to everyone here and a special good year to all!
     

  14. Kirk M UNITED STATESon 25 Dec 2011 at 9:10 pm

    Seeing as how I’m not on the list of exclusions…
    MERRY CHRISTMAS Grandad, and all the rest of your clan whether 2 legged or 4 legged.

  15. Con O'Sullivan UNITED KINGDOMon 26 Dec 2011 at 11:07 am

    Only 364 sleeps till Christmas now.

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