My password isn’t password
Grandad January 21st, 2012
Dear Hackers,
A lot of you seem to be very keen to log into this site so you can write your own stuff.
Some of you try several times until you get locked out. You wait until the lockout expires and then you try several more times. Some of you have tried so many times that I think you may have an obsessional complex. Yes. I keep track of these things.
I could make life a little easier for you by telling you that I don’t log into this site using “admin” or “Grandad”, as I have deleted those accounts but why should I make life easier for you?
I could tell you that my password isn’t “password”, “Gandalf”, “Sandy” or “admin” but again, you’re on your own.
What I can tell you is that my password is a bitch to remember. In fact I keep forgetting it, and if it wasn’t written on a certain part of my anatomy, nothing would ever get done here.
So if you are really that desperate to write stuff on the Interweb, I would suggest that you start your own site and fuck off out of mine.
Yours etc,
Grandad
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it wasn’t written on a certain part of my anatomy,
is it newtownmountkennedy?
Mine’s Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch on a special part of my anatomy, Heh!
Sham – Good guess, but I’m afraid it won’t be found in any dictionary or atlas. And it’s not “Herself” either.
Slab – You must get very excited when you want to read that lot?
on a certian part of your anatomy eh, humm take some handy work to make it large enough to read without glasses?
Grandad’s “shake when finished”
got any IP addresses Grandad, what neck of the woods are they coming from
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
I keep mine tattooed on the inside of me eyelids!
I keep getting poked in the eye’s GD.
Oh no, it’s not Supershadow again?
Cat – I could always get someone else to do it?
Sean Eile – I have a long list of addresses. They are fairly random, with a slight bias towards the US, Russia and Lithuania. Fucking foreign bastards.
Not Green – Would that make it difficult to get to sleep? I don’t like to be reading anything at the moment I drop off.
Slab – In your dreams.
Ian – Hah! No. Haven’t heard from him for a couple of weeks now. Wonder what he’s at?
“Fly Virgin airlines, the worlds most popular way of travelling to most destinations.”
Is what I have tattoed on my special piece of anatomy and not, I might add, along the length of it but around the girth.
Well you fucking started it.
i expect you could grandad, i expect you could
‘Virgin’ is most likely accurate.
Hah! 40 – 15 to TT.
yow grandpa, great message you have there on hackers. I learned that there are many persons that do that for a kick. I could use that kind of way to inform them about what I want. Give them a sense of being proud to be a hacker. And they don’t know that every password in the internet world could be determined by a program. they could even be hacked with out them knowing it. A hacker being hacked(silent and secretly, call it Darth Vader’s Empire Homeland Security). My advice is that do anything you want, it would indirectly add knowledge to technology as a whole. Well If I am them hackers, I would rather learn gathering information through remote viewing. that is a mind gathering information from another mind. A sense of telepathic science. Keep up the good environment grandpa.
Ah! I know what it is. It’s:
MadE#in!iRelaNd?pAt-peNdiinG#18528554499^%!?
And it’s tattooed on the right side of your face under your beard and Sandy is the only one who can read it.
Herculese – I agree. I think. maybe I don’t?
Kirk M – Damn! Now I have to change it again and get a new tattoo.
Hi Grandad,
My first time over here visiting your blog, found you over at Captain Ranty’s place. Just wanted to say that I have been sat reading the various articles for a couple of hours now and I am enjoying the seiousness, humour and all the other stuff too.
Regarding the hackers, they are complete fuckwits and are constantly port scanning my servers (business servers), trying to find a way in. If I had my way I would cut the balls and tits off of the lot of em. Deffo bookmarked your blog.
All the best from Jockland,
Pete
Welcome Pete! I wrote a little piece last Wednesday [Squishy pillows] telling spammers not to bother as they’ll only be deleted. Several of ‘em tried to agree with me. You have to admire them sometimes. Well, occasionally? Once or twice? Fucking never! They all got reported as spam and then I deleted them.