Ireland is doomed

February 25th, 2012

Just when you think this country can’t possibly sink any lower….

It does.

There is no hope.

 

13 Responses to “Ireland is doomed”

  1. Not Green IRELANDon 25 Feb 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Call this our revenge for the Lisburn Treaty! We’ll keep sending them till we get ……….. ah …  forget it! We’re shagged! ;-(

  2. The Filthy Engineer UNITED KINGDOMon 25 Feb 2012 at 4:41 pm

    That’s made my day!

  3. Brianf UNITED STATESon 25 Feb 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Where’s Dustin when you need him?

  4. cat CANADAon 25 Feb 2012 at 5:02 pm

    aren’t they dead yet? i thought they were dead…wishful thinking, come on boys, get an over dose in ya or a drunk crash, you’ve gone past your spoil date

  5. tt UNITED STATESon 25 Feb 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Jedward. Knowing how you hate them this bit of news has really put a smile on my face this morning. Still, thank fuck it’s in Azerbaijan. Best place for it.

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Feb 2012 at 5:05 pm

    Not Green – Depressing.  Innit?

    Filthy – There is no honour in mocking the afflicted.

    Brianf – Three years in a row we send turkeys.  The only reason we do it is so that RTE doesn’t have to bear the cost of hosting next year.

  7. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Feb 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Cat – It is a terribly bad reflection on modern society that such a talentless pair can survive so long.  It really baffles me.

    tt – “this bit of news has really put a smile on my face”  May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

  8. meltemian GREECEon 25 Feb 2012 at 5:38 pm

    http://youtu.be/74sy4AgPvjI
     I definitely think any of our lot would beat Jedward hands down, and that’s without singing!   Enjoy.

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Feb 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Meltemian – Agreed!  None of yours are irritating little twerps at least!  And do my eyes deceive me?  Is that a resurrected Michael Jackson in the second selection?  Nice one!!

  10. Slab IRELANDon 25 Feb 2012 at 9:45 pm

    They are the embodyment of giving The Eurovision Shite Contest the bird since we’ll never win the talentless contest because all of the former Communist Countries keep voting for each other.

    The Question is though, do we really need or want to win this rubbish and have to pay to host it, perhaps for another three times?
    I fucking don’t.

  11. Slab IRELANDon 25 Feb 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Jasus Meltman, With those Wimmin, youze will win no problem, keep the blokes.
    We have a bloke from Millstreet who’ll give youze some advice on hosting the Show (shite) in a Cow Shed, since its all you can afford.

  12. Grandad IRELANDon 26 Feb 2012 at 1:52 am

    Slab – Of course we don’t want to fucking win it. It’s an extremely expensive load of bollox.  So why do we bother entering at all?

  13. Captain Peacock on 26 Feb 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Its worse that people watch that Eurovision crap.

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