Grandad January 22nd, 2011
And the farce continues.
Within days of stating that it would be disastrous if he stepped down as the leader of his party, Cowen steps down as leader of his party. The Slobbering Cunt has effectively stated that he isn’t good enough to run the Fianna Fail party, yet he is good enough to run the country. That puts us in our place.
In his resignation speech he repeatedly referred to democratic processes and loyalty to Fianna Fail, which is strange, as if he was so fucking concerned about the democratic process he would have resigned two years ago. Fucking hypocrite.
Of course this leaves the way open for a new leader. The front runners are a magnificent bunch of creeps.
Hannafin? Jayzus! The Iron Maiden does not inspire confidence. She has that ability to make me cringe every time I see her. I have met her in person, and that is a little experience I wish I could forget.
Lenihan? Nah! Probably the most presentable of the bunch but very unlikely to accept the post.
Martin? The front runner at the moment. He is a real snake and I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw a double decker bus. Apart from anything else, he is the fucker that led the charge for smoking bans across Europe.
Things just don’t get any better.
Grandad January 20th, 2011
I never watch television before six in the evening.
Today had to be an exception, as it is a rare event to watch a government implode before our eyes.
For those of you who don’t follow Irish politics, a whole clatter of ministers have resigned for various reasons ranging from ill health to being too old. The real reason though is that they all know that they are going to be annihilated in the upcoming election.
One piece of great news is that Mary Mad Cow Harney is gone. Even better – she won’t even be a candidate in the next election. To counter that, we have the disastrous news that her portfolio has been handed to Mary the Bimbo Coughlan.
All the vacant portfolios have been handed on to existing ministers, which begs the question as to why we need so many ministers if each one can handle at least two portfolios? To avoid confusion, all ministers will henceforth be referred to as Minister for Lots of Things.
Another great piece of news is that the election date has been announced. It is to be on the 11th March next, so we only have fifty more days left of the worst government in Irish history.
The only question I have now is whether Fianna Fail are going to have the sheer neck to stick Biffo’s slobbering face on their election posters.
I am looking forward to the election, this time around.
I like the sight of blood.
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