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Decisions

Grandad March 13th, 2008

Laptop: What are you waiting for?

Me: Jayzus! You made me jump.  I thought I gave you to Herself when I gave her the old laptop?

Laptop: And then you networked the two laptops together?  Duh?

Me: So you’re back to annoy me?

Laptop: Yup.  So what are you waiting for?

Me: I am only just out of bed.  I have a lot of work to do and am trying to decide what to do first.

Laptop: Like Freecell or Minesweeper?

Me: Don’t be smart. Now that you’re here, I have a question.

Laptop: What?

Me: Why does my cursor sometimes slowly crawl up the screen even when I’m not touching the mouse?

Laptop: I’m working on a formula for anti-gravity.  Next…?

Me: OK.  A simple question.  I have several contracts to do, a blog to write, invoices to send out and a book to write.  Which do I do first?

Laptop: Solitaire.

Me: OK. Thanks.

Motivation

Grandad February 28th, 2008

motivation

Keeping my balls in the air

Grandad January 30th, 2008

Sinéad Gleeson wants to know what it’s like juggling a blog and writing a book.

I wish it were that easy.

clown_juggler

Some years ago, I started a little business, which took on a mind of its own, and grew until it was a full time job.  I even had to turn work away.

Towards the end of 2006, the work eased down a bit, and I had time to start a blog.  Last year was fine, in that the work came in at a trickle, and I had plenty of time for the blogging.

Around October, all that changed.  First of all, for no reason whatsoever, the work started to pour in.  I have never advertised my business, so I don’t know where they came from, but come they did.  And then I got involved in the novel thing.

I find blogging easy.  The hardest part about it is coming up with the idea, and that usually isn’t too difficult.  A quick browse around other blogs, or a glimpse of the news or whatever, and I’m away.  I write as I think.  I don’t plan or structure.  I allow my spell-checker to take care of spelling [except when it insists on using a fucking American version].  I am a stickler for grammar, but I probably get that wrong too.  If I get a post wrong, I lose nothing.  I can make up for it again.  Bloggers are used to bad posts, and generally are a forgiving lot.  And if I lose my readers, there is no financial loss.  All I have lost is the time taken to write it, which is counted in minutes rather than hours.

Writing a novel is completely different.  A novel has to be structured.  It has word counts, and deadlines.  It has to appeal to an audience that is not used to the vagaries of the blog world.  It is very time consuming and requires a lot of thought and planning.  A novel has to be good.  It is unforgiving.  I have to pour my soul into it, because if I get it wrong, then I have wasted months of very hard work, not to mention the time and effort [and money] that the publisher has invested.  Get a book wrong, and there is no second chance.  I can’t tell my readers to come back tomorrow, because I’ll do better.  I don’t get any feedback until the entire thing is done, so there is the constant fear that I will invest a good chunk of a year in a lot of hard work that will be wasted.

My work is a completely different ball game.  It is essentially mathematical in nature and requires a different part of the brain altogether.  Also, I am on call from nine until half five, so it can intrude at any stage.

So, the juggling is fierce.

Generally, I start the day with the blog.  I post my effort, and then turn to the work.  If I have something urgent on, that can take all day, but in general, I can keep clients happy with a morning’s work.  I then try and have a nap, and wake up with my Book Head on.  I then try and write for the afternoon and on a bit into the evening, or at least until Herself starts complaining.

It doesn’t work out that way though.

Once the blog post goes up, comments start coming in.  So even though I’m pounding away at formulae and calculations, I have to mentally switch to literary mode to respond.  It’s only polite, after all.  Then during the afternoon, if I’m really lucky, I get right into the head of the character.  I’m in the location.  I can see what is going on around me in the novel, and I literally write it as it happens.  And then the fucking phone rings and it’s a client wanting me to do something urgently.  I am dragged screaming out of my fantasy world, where I have been having a great time, and have to immediately switch to my Business Head which isn’t easy.  And then of course I have to worm my way back into the plot after.

There are four options.

I can give up the work, but my existing clients rely on me, and anyway we are saving to go to France hopefully.  I like France and the thought of it keeps me reasonably sane, even if they too have succumbed to the insidious smoking ban.

I could give up blogging, but frankly, I enjoy it too much.  That too helps me retain a modicum of sanity.

I could give up the book.  That would probably be the worst option, because it would be one of the greatest regrets of my life.  It is an opportunity that is afforded to very few.  It is a very enjoyable challenge, despite its intense frustrations and hard work.  I’m not writing it for the money or the fame or the glory.  I am writing it because it is my Everest.

The fourth option is to carry on juggling, which is really the only option open to me.

So.  If you’ll excuse me.

I have work to do……

Servers cannot hold their drink

Grandad December 31st, 2007

Just in case you were wondering where Head Rambles had gone……………..

I thought I would start the celebrations early.

While my laptop and I have been in constant touch over the last year, I have largely been ignoring my server.

My server has been doing trojan work, hosting my blog and handling all my mail. If it wasn’t for my trusty server, there wouldn’t be a Head Rambles.

I have never sung its praises. I have never said how good it is. I have largely ignored it. I felt very bad about that. So, today I decided to rectify the situation.

I sat with my server and we opened a bottle of whiskey. We discussed the past year, and I told it how much I appreciated it. I gave it a hug.

Then I gave it a glass of whiskey.

That was a mistake.

Sorry.

I have a word of warning to everyone.

Whiskey and servers don’t really mix.

There was a rather nice little festive blue flame, and my server passed out. It just can’t hold its liquor.

server

It’s doing its best to sober up now, but it may be a bit unsteady on its rack for a while.

I should have given it a Guinness instead.

Being pulled four ways at once

Grandad December 15th, 2007

I am going through a very bad time at the moment.

So much to do and so little time to do it.

I am being pulled four ways at the moment - home, business, blogging and The Book.  At least one of them has to suffer.

quartered 

Business is kind of mad at the moment.  I was trying to wind that down a bit, but it seems every day, I get a call from someone new wanting me to take on more stuff.  This Silver Haired Internet Technology thing started as a laugh but it is beyond a joke now.  I am working flat out at it, but for each project I finish, I find two new ones to replace it.  I can’t tell them to go away, because I want to go to France next year, and I need the money.

Blogging is fun.  But because it’s fun it is having to take a back seat.  I feel bad about that because I don’t have time to leave comments, and comments are a lot of what it’s all about.  I have been tagged again [*sigh*] but it’s an interesting tag so I intend to do it.  Sometime.  It needs a bit of thought which is why I can’t just lash off a bit of drivel.  And I don’t really have time to write stuff for my own blog.  I’m actually typing this with my toes, while I do other things with my hands.  It’s that bad.

Then there is The Book.  That, to me is the most important at the moment.  I always wanted to write a book, but it was one of those dreams, like climbing Mount Everest, that I always assumed wouldn’t happen.  Now that it has come down to it, it is a lot harder that I expected.

The other night, herself wanted a bedtime story, so I read her the first few chapters.  She was delighted.  Last night, she wanted more, so I started reading out the next bit, and realised that I had gone horribly wrong.  I couldn’t read it out it sounded so bad.  So that is a lot of work to be deleted.  Bugger.  Knickers.  More work.

So, you see, something has to suffer.  Apart from me.

So it has to be the blogging…………

The government should get a pay rise

Grandad December 4th, 2007

Yesterday was a pain.

I decided it was time I balanced the books, and I hate anything to do with accountancy.

But it must be done.  I have suppliers who must be paid, so I must make sure I am being paid.  That’s the way it works.

It used to be a lot simpler in the old days, when I just grew my own.  I had no supplier, so my accounts could be done on an envelope.

But then they got tired of just smoking and baking, and they started wanting to sniff and snort.  That was the time I had to get an alternative source.  That wasn’t easy, as I had to import the stuff, and every time a container load came in at Dublin Docks, the b*st*rds went and confiscated it for some reason.  I think they were setting up their own trade, and using my supplies.

So I had to start importing on the West Coast, and with the cost of petrol these days, that’s expensive.

My biggest customer is the government.  Judges, police, barristers, teachers and nuns account for a lot, but the government beats them all hands down.  Bertie alone owes me €37,426.89 and that’s just for last week.

Frankly, I think he is overdoing it a bit.  It is certainly affecting his memory, as he is extremely confused about past events.  It also affects he speech very badly, though he was never that hot to start with.

Dbertie

It is costing him a fortune, and it’s no wonder his friends have to give him a dig out, even if they don’t realise they are his friends.  Frankly, if it weren’t for the back-handers, and the under-the-table deals, none of them could afford to pay me.  And some of them are becoming a little indiscreet.  Cowan keeps using expressions like ‘drawing a line under the past’.  I know when he says things like that, he it itching to get down to the toilets for a quickie.  They are always talking about ‘lines’ these days, even though I have warned them to stop

Bertie rightly gave them all a big pay rise recently.  It goes some way to paying off their debts, but frankly it’s only a tear-drop in the ocean.

I think Bertie and the gang deserve a much bigger pay rise.

Because I’m worth it.

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