Head Rambles

Grandad February 1st, 2007

We have been going through some facts and figures on this site and have come up with some weird things:

First of all is Page Popularity. Now, this can be measured in a few ways. One is the number of times a page has been ‘kicked’ in Kick.ie. This represents votes from readers. There, the top five most popular posts are

• Quitting smoking is bad for you. This one surprised me as it is one of my least politically correct posts. Maybe that says something about political correctness?
• New traffic system coming to Ireland. This is the one that caused consternation in America, when they took it seriously!!
• Where has television gone?. I’m glad people agree with me on this.
• A Rough Guide to Ireland for Americans. Maybe I should start a series of ‘Rough Guides’?
• Senior Citizen Porn. This was the page I put up as a trap for people looking for porn. It worked!

Then there are the pages with the most comments

• Are Americans stupid?
• Test for citizens?
• I AM paranoid, and someone IS out to get me.
• Letter to America
• People of the Year 2006

Then there are the pages that most people looked at

• Senior citizen porn [Three times more visitors than the next one!!]
• Are Americans stupid?
• New traffic system coming to Ireland
• I’m starting a new company
• Test for citizens

The top ten search terms used to find the site in the last month are

• senior porn
• senior citizen porn
• nude seniors
• grandad porn
• senior porno
• head rambles
• grandad sex
• seniors porn
• msn hotmail
• naked seniors

Is that sad, or what?

[And if you found this page using a search engine you are a very, very sad person.  Pervert!]

We have also been collecting Page impressions every four weeks. They are as follows

• 5618
• 14418
• 23651
• 34338

At this rate I will soon overtake Google.

Oh. And I have been mentioned in the papers twice

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