Head Rambles

Head Rambles - The Movie

Grandad March 21st, 2007

I received a very strange e-mail.

It isn’t spam, and it is addressed just to me.

I think he may be a little confused as to exactly who I am, or what I do, or even what a blog is.

I have to edit the letter just a little to prevent all my p0rn0 friends dropping by in the future:

Hi
My name is Chad. I am an amateur adult film actor who wishes to go professional in the g*y male an*l s*x genrie.

Please send me a media packet at your earliest convenience.

Chad

Thank you for your kind offer Chad. I am a bit of an amateur myself, so if I need to act the part of myself in my forthcoming film, I will doubtless cast myself.

This is me singing the lead in Rigoletto at the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden. It is the only media packet I possess. Will that do?

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Comments(13)

13 Responses to “Head Rambles - The Movie”

# Deborah on 21 Mar 2007 at 10:38 am

La Donna è Mobile! Hot Damn Grandad! I am cracking up!
# Grandad on 21 Mar 2007 at 10:47 am

D’you think Chad will be impressed though?
# Deborah on 21 Mar 2007 at 11:25 am

An opera singing, gay porn star, Grandfather with abs like that? Who wouldn’t be impressed?
# Offspring on 21 Mar 2007 at 11:27 am

Ha ha! I’m sure he’d LOVE the opportunity to put his assets in your Aria!!!
# Grandad on 21 Mar 2007 at 11:30 am

As long as he doesn’t put his aria in my assets!
# Dario Sanchez on 21 Mar 2007 at 12:15 pm

The internet is full of people screwed in the head. What the hell?

This has made me consider myself almost normal by comparison.
# Grandad on 21 Mar 2007 at 12:23 pm

If you are referring to Chad, then I agree. If you are referring to me, my family and friends, then you are in danger of joining my Spam list.
# Grannymar on 21 Mar 2007 at 12:30 pm

Showing off again! Thats age for you.

Right you will have a fulll time job on our Cruise!!!
# Grandad on 21 Mar 2007 at 2:25 pm

I am modest by nature.

If I come on the cruise, can I grope the stewardesses?
# Nancy Leitzon 21 Mar 2007 at 8:04 pm

Grandad,

You are not only supposed to come on the cruise, you have been assigned a very important position on the ship.

Please see Grannymar’s blog re the cruise and I am sure you will be happy with your assignment. Also, now that we know that you can sing opera, I think your position will be upgraded to the point that the stewardesses will be groping you.
# Grandad on 22 Mar 2007 at 10:47 am

I shall be living the dream, as they say.
# peckerhead on 22 Mar 2007 at 11:09 pm

This could put Twenty Major’s book right into the shade, if you ask me!
# Grandad on 22 Mar 2007 at 11:58 pm

He has already agreed to be my first guest on the Late Late when I take over from The Plank.

And I’m already working on “Grandad - The Return of the Zimmerframe”.