Sharon
Grandad September 9th, 2007
Sharon Ní Bheoláin
Oh Sharon! Sweet Sharon!
You are my life’s desire.
Every time you read the news
You set my loins heart on fire.
I turn you on at nine o’clock
To hear you talk of crime.
I’m not concerned with what you say.
You turn me on all the time .
Night after boring night
I pray you’re on the telly.
You rarely smile, but when you do
My stomach turns to jelly
Dobson is a mighty man,
And Hammond’s age is showing.
But Sharon, when you take your turn,
You set my juices flowing.
The news is all crime and death;
It’s a very depressing show.
But now that you are reading it,
I can feel my interest grow.
I bought myself a six foot screen
To watch you read the news
But when I switched you on last night,
You went and blew my fuse.
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You need help. Professional help.
Grandad,
She surely is a beauty
And you love her, head to fanny.
You can tell US all about her,
But keep the news from Granny…….
Do you think so, Brianf? You might be right. Which would you recommend - an Introduction Agency or a Private Detective?
Nancy..
Herself knows all my little quirks.
She knows my little passion.
She doesn’t really mind that much
If I keep within my ration.
Grandad I have started a Novena for you!
Grannymar and Grandad
Did you hear about the young kid that went to confession and told the priest that he had stolen lumber?
The priest gave him a penance of two Hail Marys.
He came back the next week and again confessed he had stolen lumber.
The priest gave him two Rosaries for penance.
The next week the same thing,”Father, I stole lumber”
The priest is very aggravated by this time and said,”Do you know how to make a novena?”
“No, Father, but if you have the plans I know where we can get the lumber.”
I’m with Grandad.
I get wood every time the news comes on…
Lay off, Peckerhead. I saw her first.
Ah yes, but I found her internet shrine first.
http://icb8.tripod.com/IC_GalleryIndex.htm
That’s only a few pictures put up by fans.
I FOUND HER BEBO ACCOUNT FIRST!!!!!
And I’m not giving you its address because you’d only stalk her.
What’s her Bebo account? Quick!!
Pathetic, the lot of you! And Grandad, at your age! It’s as needy and sad as me having a mega crush on Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. *Hang, on that’s two crushes to your one* . . bugga - I’m more pathetic than you . . .fwooaaarr!
She did Turas Teanga for RTÉ a while back - She’s one lady I’d love to take a journey of the tongue with.
Robert - No chance.
Baino - It’s one of the signs of growing old!
Sneezy - You shouldn’t have included that link. It has a terrible photo of her on it. Mine is much nicer